Although I really want this sweater, I sincerely hope that no one buys the Blanket Cardigan from Eddie Bauer for me this Christmas, for it would only serve to speed my descent into Spinster Old Ladyville.  Also, it comes with a complimentary tabby, and I’m allergic to cat dander.

Note: I’m home sick today when I should be Christmas shopping, and you should probably just ignore everything I say.