So, I’ve been doing some research.  I wanted to know precisely where I’d need to live to be equidistance from @lindstifa, @beeborg, @baileygenine, and @yowhatsthehaps.  It’s with a heavy heart that I report that I’d need to move to slightly south of Idaho Falls, Idaho.  According to the city’s website, I can get into the Tautphaus Zoo for free this week if I’m accompanied by a baby.  But not just any baby, mind you — a baby in a stroller.  Whatever, Idaho Falls.  I don’t need this undue pressure to reproduce.  Sorry, girls.

So, I’ve been doing some research. 
I wanted to know precisely where I’d need to live to be equidistance from @lindstifa, @beeborg, @baileygenine, and @yowhatsthehaps.  It’s with a heavy heart that I report that I’d need to move to slightly south of Idaho Falls, Idaho.  According to the city’s website, I can get into the Tautphaus Zoo for free this week if I’m accompanied by a baby.  But not just any baby, mind you — a baby in a stroller.  Whatever, Idaho Falls.  I don’t need this undue pressure to reproduce. 

Sorry, girls.

40 notes, September 7, 2009

  1. thunderdolt reblogged this from yowhatsthehaps and added:
    Forget Chitown. Check out these luxurious accommodations. No, really, Tautphaus Zoo!
  2. yowhatsthehaps reblogged this from lindstifa
  3. lindstifa reblogged this from beeborg and added:
    This is such a great idea. Could people sign up to bring us meals and stuff? Because I don’t think I’d ever want to...
  4. beeborg reblogged this from tj and added:
    OMG OMG , TJ IS A BRAIN SURGEON! How did I not think of this solution!?! SARAH & BAILEY: GET YOUR MOVE ON! You girls can...
  5. tj reblogged this from jessabelle2o7 and added:
    The answer is obviously...Chicago, which is where 50%...them...
  6. seoulbrother reblogged this from jessabelle2o7 and added:
    Three words: Pocatello....Cool town. Local distillery. Lava fields.
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