December 2010
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Four-fifths of all our troubles would disappear, if we would only sit down and...
– U.S. President Calvin Coolidge
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I wonder if turtlenecks are okay
As I stood at the restroom mirror today, I quietly lamented to myself, “Why can’t I wear scarves like the office ladies do?” I’d thought I was alone in the room, but suddenly - I heard a flush. A stout and portly woman emerged from a stall behind me. She looked like Gertrude Stein but more depressed. Like someone whose grandchildren ignore them. I’d never seen her...